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Monday, August 8, 2011

Classic 105 Trash

Next time you send a text to an FM Station know that they log your number and conversation. Be warned. Do you know the numbers below?

Topic today was partying without panties.

Why do ladies go nuts whenever they see celebs?



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Classic fm. Maina its not our fault u guys drive us craizie na if u mix wid manyege wat cant we do? Luv u guys





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Fally Ipupa ni msupuu. I didn't remove my pant but had an orgasm by imagining him in me............. I didn't misbehave that much.


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Mornng maina & mwalimu, i was @ mike murimi mugithi wth bibi wa bro wangu. nilimwona akijitia kidole halafu akalamba na akaonyesha murimi! All the ladies were doing it. Karibu nikufe na heart atak.

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Maina! Wanawake wana wazimu, mwingine alirushia husband yangu panti yake kwa uso tukiwa lunch wimpy! Na huzzo akaiweka kwa mfuko. Nilifeel mbaya.

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Maina, I hiked a lady neighbor-senior admin UNEP. Frm the blues she told me "am in red thongs", unziped n asked me if i could run my fingers


A few from the archives......

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Hi maina.i couldnt contribute on y'days topic coz i was wth my hubby who soils & urinates on hmself mpaka ndani ya viatu akilewa.pls ask such men wat goes on in thea minds b4 & afta such deeds.wats thea xcuse?do they gve a damn abt th family feelings?pls i need 2kno.Dont call me now.he is asleep. Ameingia kwa keja 5am. LENA


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maina, mine is terrible-he has nothin, haja soma-yani my peroz and family dont penda him-I wish I "road tested" him first coz after kumuoa, I found out ako na kitu kama ya mtoi. am sexually starved-pals tell me to get shag buddy, dildo, av thought of goin gay yani the options are still comin-i am absolutely single and willing to mingle though married-love you guys

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Hi, maina cal me if u find time. I walked into my house only to find my husband having sex with his younger sister. Akaniuliza 'havent you heard of privacey'. I'm confused. Gday



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Maina,my boyfrnd who is maried wants 2 funguwa my boot na hajawahi funguwa ya bibi yake.pls help mi cz istl lov him.mary 4rm kisii.


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Mina its just naturall a woman can make love with more than 3 men in one day so long as u know how to take a shower well no man will ever know. Me I must get it from our tea boy at work juu ni msupuu, a mechanic who operates in the plot next to jobo and a neighbors son when he's on holiday. Na bado mzee wangu kant notice.


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Hi maina, am screwed daily b4 i get home, i get 2 the house take a bath and if my man wants i'll give it 2 him ave aborted 2wice nd he's nvr known. From Milli


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Classic H! MaUna n mwalim am munaa frm mbs n am in luv with my father in law n am 26 yrs his 57yrs n i luv him more than my hasband. We've been sleeping with him tangu my first yr in marriage. Ako na kitu kubwa!


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Classic 105, Hi maina, mine was worse coz my mum's boyfriend alifanya juu chini tulale pamoja, and he succeeded kumbe he turned out to be HIV positive. Nimeregret sana.


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050003E70301Hi Maina,i was married, I cookd 4him variety of food,respectd him,na palepale,i was da driver.He askd m 4 a3rd party,n brought her as he wishes.He statd beating m up,akaninyima my right place of sex coz he wntd ma Ass !Men cnt b satisfied wit 1woman


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0500034A0201Ma husband's libido is veri low.Marrd 3yrs now and have neva seen his goods only by accdent. Now its 3mnths snc we had sex. We have bcam a Bro an a sis. Am suffering sexualy wat do i do.But am hapi in al other areas



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Maina todays discussion has to be longer,we are miserable women..we end up having affairs with relatives...help us. Like now am sleeping with my first cousin...wambui


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Hi Maina. Been in a rut too .Married 4 the last 24 yrs to this ng'ombe. Love was alive for only the first year then we became hse mates. It's too bad mpaka he can't rise to the occasion for me. And he's also tiny. So imagine a small thing that can't wake up. Pathetic!


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0500032B0202 this lady has being using my husbands 4ne when they r 2gether in bed telng mi 2listen hw sweet my husband is en then she screams. God wht im i sapposed 2do.


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Nothing wrong with a woman who can control her drinking like me. My hubby is a drunk who cant control his drinking. Alikuja sato morning high akakojoa ndani ya wardrobe badala ya choo yet he keeps saying am the drunk! Karo


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Dnt be stupid Maina...I have a woman who drinks n she is generally n extremely dirty, first her genitals! Beer aint good 4 women... am tired of being woken up at 3am four times a week kumfungulia. Last week I refused to open and found her in the watchman's kibanda in the morning on my way to work. I've kept wondering if she gave him.


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Maina morning am a drinker n trust me i hv never ceased to be a gud mother to my 3 kids n wife to ma hubbi. The fact that naweza maliza 2 bottles of viceroy in one night doesn't make me a bad mother! Jana nilikunywa 3 quarters juu kulikuwa Sunday.

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So maina what if she drinks and doesnt come home and doesnt want to be asked where she is? Mine went out on Friday jioni and akarudi jana morning. Nikamuuliza ikakuwa vita. We have 3 yr old twins. Naogopa ukali wake.

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Hi Maina,salimia King'ang'i. Maina,wachana na hao wanasema ati bibi asilewe. My wife drinks,I don't. Na mimi humpeleka kwa bar namwacha huko akitosheka ananipigia ama analetwa na rafikfi zake. Only one day I was worried. Alinipigia akiwa florida 5am and her friends walikuwa wamemwacha. Apart from that day, I see no issues with her enjoy a drink.

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Hi Maina, am irene 24 yrs. I was involved with a catholic priest . He took me from my rural home and rented a hse 4 me . akaleta brother yake akanilazimisha nilale nayeye. Sikujua alikuwa anapenda porno pia. When I refused kuwatch nayeye akanifukuza. Plz help me kol him juu hachukui simu zangu. His fone no. 0721 895762 or 0735854143(Fr.Joseph


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Maina, his weight bothers me coz it affects palepale imagine ana choka haraka sana and he drips streams of sweat!na style zingine hawezi! Every time we do it, am worried atakufa juu yangu na vile ni mzito! mariam

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Av bn married 4one yr.Hez gaining weight n maina u knw the kitambi bng a pivot on me that puts me off! Namuona akiwa naked sometimes nakimbia kwa choo nitapike! n the longest he cn go is 4mins!he rols over n snores.nkt! I normally just sit and stare at his kathing vile kamekunjika naskia huzuni.

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Yes! I hate my husband of 23 years he eats like a big pig! Kitambi kama ya ngombe! Yeye huleta food kutoka fridge ili akule kwa bedroom usiku. Na bonoko ni kama yesu. Bado nangoja irudi.

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Morning Maina? Can you imagine comìng home 5pm and ur wife in nities with a stocking on, matiti hunging kama socks, the hse is dirty and the bed is not even made. Why not stay away get drunk and come at 3am and find this monster asleep. Ubaya nakuja nimelewa and see her thing juu amelala fuaa and she doesn't shave. She makes me sick!


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Hey Maina and Kingangi,i use to treat my huby like a king,gave him all the fredom and happiness in the world but u know how he repayed,he left me and now he's living with an old woman whom you Maina know.He left me with a kid of 11/2yrs.


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Maina, my man is always at home early. What is the formula for sending him away? Every time I pass him, he wants sex. It's too much! Take him with you to your bar. I'll even pay you.

And on today's topic on doing it with in-laws, here are some texts....


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Me i do it every 9te 4 de last 3month wid my bro-in-law iam 18 i dont like it coz ihv ma boyfriend in coast n ihv never sexed wid him I dont know wat 2do ATÂ

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Maina my real mother has been molesting me. Niliamka nikamukuta akininyonya. Who can I report to? Steve

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MAINA NOT OUR DAD ALOME. AV BIN HAVING AFFAIR WITH MA ELDER BRO NA TUMEZAA A BABY BOY. TOO MUCH ATTACHED N NONE OF US IS MARIED.HE REALY SATIFIES ME SEXUALLY

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Hey Maina pliz help me cos i found out that am datng my half bro. na ninaexpect! help. Brenda

And a karandom one...

254733XXX281 My wife is so dull, every time I try some positions all I get is "Baba nani, usiniharibu huko nyuma!" na dada yake ananicheki.

Courtesy of Siraj Murbe

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